Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news

You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time

by Davyvinci September 5, 2025

Witch

Religion of women or men who are not pagan, heathen or wiccan.

Kendra Belgrad is a Witch.

by Spooky Ghost Girl December 21, 2023

Witch

A word that is a more courteous way of saying “bitch”.

Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Sam said about Caroline?
Girl #2: Yeah what a witch!

by youngsavage01 December 10, 2017

Witch bitch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".

This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.

Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch

by Witch man July 18, 2022