shitter

n. (colloquialism, slang) toilet
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".
"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."

"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"
by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017
mugGet the shittermug.

Shitter studies

The act of researching online by google or podcasts while sitting on the toilet taking a dump!
The anti -vaxxer got a PhD in shitter studies.
by Catahoula owner March 28, 2025
mugGet the Shitter studiesmug.

Shitter Thread

A thread on twitter which has lost all relevance and/or interest, or where only idiots trying to look cool after the main trend remain to show any form of willingful continuation of the thread. Can also be applied to forums and blogs. Another way of these coming about is where a shitter thread is created as a means for procrastination
have you seen the kinds of things people are tweeting on twitter nowadays? It's all shitter threads

The continued tweeting about Micheal Jackson's death and the current tweeting about Justin Bieber are examples of shitter threads.
by selenetythecat February 27, 2010
mugGet the Shitter Threadmug.

Shitter

Another word for toilet 🚽
I felt constipated while I took a dump on the shitter…
by Randomshit_69 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Shittermug.

Shitter

A toilet that is literally a shitter
" I'm gonna go hit the shitter!"
" Aight man " - Jersey Accent -
by New Jersey Lover July 29, 2024
mugGet the Shittermug.

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover
He’s doing the afghany shitter
by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
mugGet the Afghany shittermug.

Shitter

Someone who just doesn't use any type of common sense. A person who just wont listen to what's right or what makes sense.
Yea my mom is a shitter, she wont take the time to preorder a ps5 and says there will be a bunch in stock.
by @shitters November 11, 2020
mugGet the Shittermug.

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