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tater tot

The tater tot is an extension of a "shart" which was popularized by the movie, Along Came Polly, which is when someone thinks they need to fart, and when they do, a little shit comes out. The tater tot is when one has to shit so badly that they can not hold it and they shit their pants in the car. Now this is no ordinary dump, this is a full blown toilet clogging, shit on the bathroom floor, useless to the plunger, rotorotter problem. Thus, this shit in the car gets everywhere, meaning all over the seat, the door, on the floor, and even a little on the steering wheel. Now one could ask is this possible, and if one has experienced a true tater tot, they will know it is possible.
The other day my friend did a tater tot, it got every where. It took all day to clean, and we had to throw away 3 pairs of shoes and the driver seat car mat.
by mad127 September 3, 2009
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Tater

Verb - to end gainful employement. (KY)
Zach: Hey, have you seen Scott today?
Frank: No, didn't you hear? He got tatered last week.
by Not Frank or Jeff November 13, 2009
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I think you're blowing sunshine up my tater hole, yo
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Tatesexual

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House
Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual
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Jockin' your taters

To let someone know that you were just kidding; "pullin' your leg," "yankin' your chain."
"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."
by Ben10Brahh January 30, 2010
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tater

A lazy person who is just sitting around doing nothing.
Quit being a tater and get your lazy butt off the couch!
by Yibsy October 25, 2009
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Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D
Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!
by Asterix September 30, 2005
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