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Suicide bombing

Now this is the story:

Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...

Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
by SlowlyThere August 17, 2017
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Suicide Forest

A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.
We went to the suicide forest to record all the dead bodies -Logan Paul
by fukctard October 3, 2018
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Suicide Tourist

A terminally ill person who travels to switzerland to die via assisted suicide. It is legal to help someone commit suicide in switzerland with a doctors recommendation and the assistance of a dignitant, a person who mixes the lethal cocktail.

See also, documentary, "Suicide Tourist"
Mike decided to make himself a suicide tourist when he found out he had inoperable ass cancer.
by I'm_ur_Pushaman March 2, 2010
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suicide wheel

a nob you put on your steering wheel to make wicked tight turns
dude i got a suicide wheel and i was doin tight ass donuts
by Nicky Bro July 3, 2005
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Self suicide

When people kill themselves for the sole purpose of knowing what happens after death
The reason for his death was self suicide
by Macintosh128k October 2, 2019
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Directed Suicide

A ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in DWM studies at Yale. Officially known as Directed Studies. Every week is essay week. Except especially awesome ones.

There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.

Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.
Directed Suicide demonstrates sexiness with dangerous style!

You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!

Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....
by Heraclitus December 9, 2008
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Kermit suicide

by Sarah deAvacado April 23, 2019
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