Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 09, 2019

smell your mum

Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker

Ayy mate smell your mum

Why

Cuz she fucking stinks

by Steely2004 July 13, 2019

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023

Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression

by Some Dumb British Twat January 31, 2020

sugma balls mum

a way of telling someone, typically your mum, to suck your balls.

"hey bozo, sugma!" "sugma what?" "sugma balls mum"

by jackson nuts March 03, 2022

your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020