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Keith Urban Sprawl

When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.
Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."
by John Planet August 21, 2007
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StrawberryClock

StrawberryClock was the Flash animator that saved Newgrounds. By submitting Flash many found crappy to the portal, everyone hated him, but the attention also turned to the vast amount of crappy Flash popping up in the Portal at that time. It was in Newgrounds darkest hour, that the Clock Crew was formed. They saved Newgrounds, and also put an end to the anti-StrawberryClock campaign. Then, StrawberryClock was crowned the King of the Portal, and forever he will be. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I want to drive! :P
StrawberryClock is the king of teh Portal!
StrawberryClock is teh King of teh Portal!
by TehClock August 1, 2004
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ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible
Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.
by Tojasok March 26, 2008
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strawberryclock

Strawberry clock is the king of the Portal. Everyone loves strawberryclock.
by Michael Waldren August 15, 2004
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strawberry quick

Strawberry flavored methamphatimines, often used to entice younger users to experiment with meth. Used to flavor meth during the cooking process (not after) which does not impact the potency.
A meth cook says to himself: since I don't care who i kill with my meth lets flavor it give it a cool name like strawberry quick and get some kids hooked!
by intheno March 22, 2007
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Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.
Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.
by Monica February 24, 2005
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strawberry clock

Strawberry Clock is basically a Strawberry with a clock face for a face, complete with clock hands. He is the self-proclaimed King of the Portal, and is also coolboyman. It is said that StrawberryClock had started the Clock Crew, but it was infact, 3 other clocks - OrangeClock, RaspberryClock and AppleClock. StrawberryClock was considered notorious among most NG Users, making bad animations - the most infamous being 'B'. B wasn't an animation at all, just a red B in a white background. StrawberryClock has been treated as a bad guy in some Flash movies.
"StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. If you don't like StrawberryClock, you are insane and must be burned at the stake.", The opposite of Clock Subliminal Messages by grandmasterj.
by The future AlphaClock May 3, 2005
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