Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.

Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter

by NotsoA September 6, 2025

Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

ur daughter a squatter

Quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of a single person’s mouth.

Frank: Ur mom gay
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*

by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018

Put The Shutters Down

When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event

I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games

by Jonas Macinroe October 15, 2020