Squirt

Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.

Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

Saginaw Squirt

Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.

I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.

by dswee June 12, 2025

Squirt

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!

I made your mom squirt all over the walls!

by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

motor squirt

Means a girl touches her pussy alot

That girl motor squirts a lot

by XxOofBallxX May 14, 2018

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014