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sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020
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spherecuck

A spherecuck is a conspiracy theorist emasculated by the fact that the earth is round.
Example 1.
Jones' verbal diarrhea might make you think he was once a flat earther, but in truth as delusional as one can be everyone knows that you don't fall off the edge of the earth when flying in a UFO, navigating a mothership in the sea, or how confusing it must be to avians he is a spherecuck.

Example 2.
In a three-dimensional universe, every planet has been seen to be a sphere and gravity forces don't bend things the same on flat surfaces. Even so flat earthers believe they are the center of the universe and the government faked the moon landing.

Example 3.
Even though the bible says the earth is flat imma go pick and choose and not believe that because science proves this otherwise.
by Anna-Lisa Malone February 14, 2020
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Spheeckling

A term used to describe Spheri (a belgian vrchat elf) when he can't get his hands off the TDA's. Can also be used to shame any other person for the act of touching TDA's or Femboys in VRChat. One being afflicted by this have something called TDAids. Derived from Goblick
Damn bro Spheri your such a tard. We are hanging out with the boys but you keep Spheeckling even though you say you are reformed.
by NotFB February 18, 2020
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Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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Sphere

As well as being a round, circular, 3 dimensional object, sphere is a discord server where many strange people, owned my r8 and his Wardens
"Can I please have mod for sphere?" - Me
"No" - R8 and the Wardens
by mater.sup May 18, 2020
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sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia

Sipping on a Seven Eleven Slurpee I got sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia and almost crashed my pimped out ride into a tree and I'm glad I didn't cuzz Xzibit would have been mad pissed yo!
by The Don of Diego tm May 27, 2020
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sphoenixt

A public right-of-way akin to a street or road, typically found in urban areas. It is seemingly a place many people hang out.
The cuddly trio beat someone up in the sphoenixt next to the Applebee's.
by halcyowo September 10, 2020
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