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Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.
Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.
by Haynick August 7, 2018
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Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt
“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight
I know but like .... he’s so sexy
by DennisP99 January 27, 2019
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Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.
Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?
by Harikjay February 5, 2019
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Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls
Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*
by Reload February 11, 2019
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Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
by The Grass Master September 9, 2018
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Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.
Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.
by Natergate September 13, 2018
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