Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

southern sipper

The act of pouring a twisted tea in between a girls breasts. someone at the bottom will be drinking the twisted tea.

did you know she did a southern sipper an hour ago?

by lesbian wife February 5, 2022

Southern Waterfall

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.

I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight

by AgreeableRecord August 6, 2024

Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.

They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."

by ZenNikki December 22, 2022

Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.

Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.

by Rattakus August 6, 2010

Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021