snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.
I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.
by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017
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Snow Day

That day everyone hopes for during the winter.
People in Florida: "Damn, I wish it snowed here!"
People in Ohio: "All this snow, and we don't even get a snow day. wtf"
by zachn101 December 15, 2015
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Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!
by HTJA January 16, 2017
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Snow-Lover

Typically a darker skinned person, preffeering, or more attracted to lighter skinned people.
Snow-Lover. Yeah she's totally a "snowluver" ..look at that white boy she with.
by Whoisthisguy?! May 12, 2018
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pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.
Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.
by iam2eeyore December 08, 2009
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Snow Barbie

Origin: White Trash America. Meaning: Jersey Shore White Trash America, perhaps most recognizable as the given name of OnlyFans star and icon of the early 2020s, Melissa Nicole Commero.
Oh my god! It’s that OnlyFans girl, Snow Barbie!”
by Ricky Bobby Jean May 19, 2023
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Snow ostrich

Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.
Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.
by Denisszm March 02, 2023
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