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A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.
"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.
simon by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006

Simon Cowell 

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
I want to marry Simon Cowell.
Simon Cowell by Kirstie May 20, 2004
a NERD

but he a chill boi
Yeah i met a simonas today
Simonas by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

Simon Marchant 

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.
"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?
Simon Marchant by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement
1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.
Simon by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009

Simon Complex

A state of mind,
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.
Simon Complex by Darkageon February 16, 2009