dave simon 

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

dave simon by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Lord Simon 

A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 9, 2020

tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.

omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.

tio simon by measf1111 February 28, 2021

Jean-Simon 

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

Jean-Simon by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people

Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh

Pulling a Simon by DDBarbie February 14, 2020

Straight Edge Simon 

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

Straight Edge Simon by Conm January 16, 2021

Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)

Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass

Nick and simon by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022