Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 3, 2018

Side-Pimpin

When you and a friend are on stickam and he's typing and you are talking, and he hit's on bitches without you knowing and gets their numbers.

Novi Novak- "Ay did you just get her number? you side-pimpin over there?"

by im_stoned_420 April 22, 2011

Side Chick

The girl you gas up making them think they will eventually be the one you marry when you’re not in the house with the girl you live with. She’s the one you actually have fun with, talk to while you’re at work or hanging out with your boys, but can never talk too once you enter the house.

I’m about to go to my cousin’s house so I can FaceTime my side chick.

by DarkAngel00 March 26, 2020

side dumper

When you fuck a girl and make her sleep on the couch.

I gave that bitch the side dumper last night.

by sheeeeeeve January 8, 2011

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

Side character

Often used when someone is a npc in your life

- You know Finn from our friendgroup? She's a real npc!
She never does anything with us and it seems like she doesn't have a life at all!
- Man, she's a side character!

by boris42069 July 13, 2022

side bucket

To brush up against the side of a females breasts

When Cindy was standing next to me I got a little side bucket action.

by Ediddlydee November 1, 2007