Shrek

Shrek is god, you must pray to him each night and watch his delicious memes

Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop

by Shrekislife123 November 19, 2019

shrek

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf

girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

shrek's swamp discord server

a server has an aliens talking there about aline stuff

no examples for shrek's swamp discord server

by mhamedo November 1, 2019

Shrek

Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist

The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.

Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!

by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).

by Typed October 1, 2019

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

Shrek

shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.

Shrek is a caring green ogre

by imfiona September 8, 2018