Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Sophies shoes

Def. one: A word used to get out of a boring convo

Def. two: A filler answer for the 5/6 kahoot

Person one: Yoooo Sophies shoes
Person two: Sophies shooes 🧐

by darkcatch April 13, 2021

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

Shoe broom

To use your shoe to move something on the floor, ie shattered glass.

Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

e-shoes

A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea

definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.

by parzival_the_great:) May 27, 2018

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016