grocery shopping 

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

grocery shopping by tophieCC April 21, 2010

Shopping in London 

When you get fired taking drugs, in particular coke

John said "Ahh, where is Anthony today?"

"Oh he went 'shopping in London'" Replied Graham

Shopping in London by Rasqualius November 29, 2013

Skipping Rocks 

Code term for sticking it in the butt.

Guy1: Hey, were y’all skipping rocks back there?
Guy2: Yeah, I stuck it in her butt.

Skipping Rocks by Mr. Zesty June 6, 2018

Friend Shopping 

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.

I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"

Friend Shopping by Whad up SC November 15, 2010

Windows shopping 

Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.

Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.

Windows shopping by SummonDinosaur July 14, 2011

connecticut shoppingcart 

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.

"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

connecticut shoppingcart by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014

sipping on some ribs 

Making money

Im just sippin' on some ribs

sipping on some ribs by Sab May 10, 2004