Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

dry sheaves

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

dry sheaves

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

Re-sheave

"to change a condom while in the middle of a gang bang"

Wow, after the third girl I had to re-sheave.

by Scawt1984 September 3, 2016

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016