waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 07, 2018

semenate

to semanate is when you nut

i semenated on your head whilst you weren't looking

by greg diggens August 08, 2025

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 08, 2019

The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

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Person 343: The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.

"Have you ever had a semen socket?"

by Semen Socket July 18, 2018

Semen Sisters

When multiple women in a group share one guy

That group of girls that slept with Brad are Semen Sisters

by Douggivemedome April 23, 2025