sand anchor

To insert ones testicals and scrotum into their own anus whilst on a boat and yelling "Ahoy matey, permission to come aboard".

Hey boys wanna free sand anchor. Come on follow me.

by You're telling me? October 14, 2017

Sand Vandal

Sand Vandal: a barbarian from a sandy, dusty area of the world, whose main occupation is violating and destroying the beauty of civilization.

Sand Vandals are responsible for most acts of terrorism in the world today.

by johnny2deep January 29, 2010

sand wookie

A word to describe a nest of Pakistani's who steal your benefits, while simultaneously stealing your job

Guy A: "Hey did you see that nest of sand wookies infesting Bradford?"
Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"

{sand} {wookie} {Bradford}

by Tilly Alexandria Tittington March 11, 2016

Sand Slushy

The result of male urine being excreted into a hole previously dug on a public beach and just big enough for the genitals. Typically occurs while laying face down to hide the fact that a piss is actually taking place.

“Bro, the water is way too cold to take a piss in it.”
“Bro, just make a sand slushy”

by Jketel January 23, 2019

sand cakes

When you're fucking a girl and you throw sand in her pussy while you finish.

Me: Do you want some sand cakes, babe?
Her: Hell yea

by bshoop May 8, 2018

sand crab

An alternative common name to the mole crab or sand flea

When I was at the beach I let some sand crabs try to burrow into my hand, it was ticklish

by DolphinFinder August 4, 2020

Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women

He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.

by Brownie gal December 24, 2019