Surf

Some white faggot that sounds like he came here off a boat that uses controller... lol! fuckin fag

You're such a surf!

by LachlanSM March 9, 2019

Surf-Esteem

When you have a great surf session & you're super stoked because you caught really good waves.

Surfing was super fun today. My "Surf-Esteem" is at a all time high!

by SoundWavesPost May 16, 2020

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

surf

the ride vibrational waves of life

did you surf through your interview today?

by yennyboi321 December 14, 2025