Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018
Get the Festive Sage mug.Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.
Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.
Really what's it like.
Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.
Really what's it like.
Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.
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The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.
"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021
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Get the Sage mug.A sexual act consisting of a male and female, in which the female has a rope tethered by her pierced nipples while being in doggy-style and the male takes the reigns.
My girlfriend and I were watching an old western and we decided to try “The ol’ Stagecoach” so we could both watch the movie.
by Stagger237 August 15, 2021
Get the The ol’ Stagecoach mug.SAge. Is a girl who is out going she dont care whag others say. She only care about the people she love she be nice sometimes but dont means she cares. She a bad ass who dont take no for a answer she really pretty and she can be alittle crazy at times se will treat u like u treat her she dont always follow rule but she a din person to hang around so if i was u and i had a friend and her name is sage i would be glade u can call ur ur friend its not everyday that u get to met someone like her she is one of a kind u cant find her anywhere else
Dude. Ur friend with sage
2ed person. Yea why
Dude ur so lucky I heard she a good person to be friends with
2person. Yea she cool
2ed person. Yea why
Dude ur so lucky I heard she a good person to be friends with
2person. Yea she cool
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