Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 19, 2012
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 14, 2011
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Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time
man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago
by measpinner2647 February 29, 2016
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Undercover squat

When you're so obsessed with working out that you find any opportunity to squat.
I did many undercover squats before finally sitting on the toilet
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
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peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 13, 2017
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squat diddly

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.
by Kolchak Jones March 09, 2017
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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 21, 2024
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