shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..

"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".

by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021

Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.

Shrek is so fit 🐄

by Ranatheshreklover1013isthemagi May 13, 2021

Shrek

The hottest shit alive

Shrek was so hot I began to drool

by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022

Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.

Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.

by Amandokas April 17, 2023

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

Shrek

A beautiful beautiful man

Shrek our God and Saviour

by The beautiful thing ever made October 3, 2022

Shrek

this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov

Shrek means wreck yourself

by notdoctorstrange April 24, 2022