shrimp

An omniscient being found only on Discord when the moon hits it's peak within the winter solstice every 100 years
Some say this mythological creature is a mere legend but others claim to have met it in person.

"shrimp gay"
"ALL HAIL SHRIMP, OUR LORD AND DIETY"

by shrimpfoureyes December 11, 2020

Rodeo shrimp

A nickname for your best friend that has a blue truck that also lives in a farm

Hey *name*, you’re a rodeo shrimp!
No I’m not! I have a green truck!

by chasersl May 14, 2022

Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.

His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!

by bobbyboy3 October 18, 2008

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023