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Everything is Shrek
by INS746 December 30, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is the internet king, taking his throne next to Rick Astley and Berry Bee Benson. He is God for a new generation
by I'm not creative October 15, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
by 5 big guys May 24, 2024
Get the Shrek Clapmug. 