A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.
1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
by TeamHP December 30, 2010
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by Rick Lman July 9, 2012
Get the The Gentleman's Rule mug."A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"
The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".
A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.
The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.
The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".
A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.
The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.
"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"
by Olberoony February 17, 2015
Get the Gentleman's Rule mug.1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.
While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.
2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.
While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.
2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.
1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."
2. (two friends eating lunch at table)
Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."
2. (two friends eating lunch at table)
Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"
by Revenge of the Great Gravy February 26, 2009
Get the Birthday Rule mug.If you come across any male/ or female that has full intentions of making you feel inferior, they themselves are insecure and inferior.
(Important-Please do not take what they say personally, what they say reflects to their own self esteem)
Depending on your confidence you may or may not respond. Highly advised that you ignore and let them drown in their own low self esteem.
(Important-Please do not take what they say personally, what they say reflects to their own self esteem)
Depending on your confidence you may or may not respond. Highly advised that you ignore and let them drown in their own low self esteem.
"Rule 150"
Guy 1: Yo, you are ugly and your clothes look stupid
Guy2: ~_~.....
Guy1: Whatever man, im still better than you
Guy2: :/
Guy1: (sigh...he wont respond D:) iight whatever man im out!!!
guy 2: Pathetic ~_~ SMH *pity*
Guy 1: Yo, you are ugly and your clothes look stupid
Guy2: ~_~.....
Guy1: Whatever man, im still better than you
Guy2: :/
Guy1: (sigh...he wont respond D:) iight whatever man im out!!!
guy 2: Pathetic ~_~ SMH *pity*
by crazyrj2020 January 7, 2011
Get the Rule 150 mug.Generally accepted internet rule that states that Anonymous can be a horrible, uncaring monster, so prepare yourself for the concequences of posting a new topic.
Rule 6 in action:
/b/ poster: Hey /b/, I just finished making this hat for a friend! What do you think?
Anonymous: I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your hat.
/b/ poster: Hey /b/, I just finished making this hat for a friend! What do you think?
Anonymous: I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your hat.
by danthaman15 June 13, 2009
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If you are going to start a thread about girls or go on rants about a specific girl, you must provide pics. In the world of Facebook nowadays, pics are easily accessible, so don't puss the fuck out and share. We need to know what the fuck you are referring to if you want our honest opinion or feedback.
If you are not going to deliver with pictures then stop posting about them. We don't want to hear about your shit unless you're going to be a team player. You expect us to give you support, sympathy, empathy, etc., then at least do us the favor of posting pictures of the broads. If you can't handle this then you should just quit at life right now.
If you are going to start a thread about girls or go on rants about a specific girl, you must provide pics. In the world of Facebook nowadays, pics are easily accessible, so don't puss the fuck out and share. We need to know what the fuck you are referring to if you want our honest opinion or feedback.
If you are not going to deliver with pictures then stop posting about them. We don't want to hear about your shit unless you're going to be a team player. You expect us to give you support, sympathy, empathy, etc., then at least do us the favor of posting pictures of the broads. If you can't handle this then you should just quit at life right now.
Noob poster:
"Hey guys me and my girlfriend(notice significant female partner is mention) are going on vacation but we are still unsure of where to go, any idea of nice place to go visit TIA"
GCC Rule/Law #22 follower/supporter:
Rule 22!!!(POST pics of your significant female partner so we can help you)
"Hey guys me and my girlfriend(notice significant female partner is mention) are going on vacation but we are still unsure of where to go, any idea of nice place to go visit TIA"
GCC Rule/Law #22 follower/supporter:
Rule 22!!!(POST pics of your significant female partner so we can help you)
by Rule22 January 19, 2011
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