Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

whiny prick

noun: One who is low enough to gripe and spread hate and offensive things, targeting tumblr users in particular, likely because he/she/ze is either dissatisfied with his-/her-/zir- self or is envious of the positivity and support for one another found within tumblr fandoms. These creature have recently been seen roaming the fandom tags of the tumblrsphere, taking out their own frustration on innocents. They seem to have originated from certain 4Chan boards. If encountered, the best response to a "whiny prick" is to merely cross yourself (if you do that sort of thing), report them, and pity the fool who has such a lack of basic human decency as to assault our fellow fans and friends.

Tumblr has recently experienced an infestation of whiny pricks, who are envious of the fandoms and seek to eradicate all happiness.

by Freedomofexistence July 7, 2014

Thunder-prick

Basically a prick who pisses people off so much it's gotten to the point that they need to have a brick thrown at their head like in Home Alone 2.

John - "I just stole Jemma's jacket when she wasn't looking lol"

Leo - " 'lol'? You sir, are a massive Thunder-prick".

by Kohabyte December 15, 2014

soft prick

a prick who when the going gets tough folds like a pack of cards

he made a big noise about his so called rights, but when they stood up to him the soft prick took off like a dog with its tail between its legs

by Bushman92001 April 3, 2017

Prick Job

Someone who is struggling with their own life so badly, that you're required to yell at them from a moving car. What you yell at them, will arm them with the knowledge that they're struggling in life.

Shawn: Hey Kristian, look at this prick job on the side of the road.
Krisitain: (to the man on the side of the road) You're a fucking prick job!!

by SHenderson May 3, 2008

prick

The only part of most men worth a damn

or

A male who is unpleasant to be around

"I wouldn't even fool with that prick- except he's got a huge prick. Yeah, it's shallow, but he feels the same ways about boobs."

by bitteryoungwoman May 8, 2009

prickly pineapple

The act of inserting an inverted pineapple up ones anus to achieve sexual stimulation.

Thank god I didn't fart while I was getting that prickly pineapple

by macwehle January 21, 2011