pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

vagina pillow

a tampon.

Wow these vagina pillows are super absorbent!

by Jeg February 14, 2014

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

Pillow-bility

1 - the intact quality of a single condom package that has not been compromised.

2 - the quality of breasts to be used as a resting place for your head.

3 - the fluffy quality of an actual pillow

1 - "She pressed the center of the condom to test its pillow-bility to see if it was still viable and ok to use"

2 - "Her breasts had a certain pillow-bility about them that made them his favorite place to nap"

3 - "It's important to know the pillow-bility rating of your pillow - i like mine soft but my boyfriend likes his firm"

by Miss Dre February 20, 2011

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

Pillow talk

Intimate communication with your partner before or after having sex.

She blew my mind and I had to open up to her after sex, as our heads laid side by side on the pillow talk.

by Creativelingo January 17, 2021