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Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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Carrying passengers

You're carrying passengers, son.
by TeeLurpin November 30, 2024
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Pussy Passenger

A feline companion (a Cat) traveling in a vehicle, typically assuming the role of a nonchalant passenger. May ride quietly or vocalize displeasure at random intervals. Offers no navigational assistance, contributes no resources, and often leaves behind fur as a parting gift. Treated by many as an emotional support co-pilot despite providing minimal practical value.
“Don’t mind the fur — that’s just the aftermath of my daily commute with a pussy passenger

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger

“My pussy passenger acts like I work for her Uber service”

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger”

Nothing says “I’m owned by a cat” like a fur-covered passenger seat and a sassy pussy passenger in the rearview.
by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025
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Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.
Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.
by Strangerfriend May 28, 2025
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Dark Passenger

When you take a poop in someone's car that they can't find, so they end up driving around with the hidden turd
Ugh, your car smells! You must have a dark passenger somewhere in here!
by Sweetness Man June 5, 2025
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Fortnite pissed

An exclamatory way to state that you are significantly more upset than normal.
Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight

You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!
by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025
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Roughing the Passer

When a women fist a man while he ejaculates onto her face
Was she roughing the passer
by NMking October 27, 2010
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