SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
Get the Sarah Cessica Parkermug. A professional snowboarder, also a basketball player and football player. He is widely considered to be the best athlete of all time.
by Travis Parker fan February 8, 2021
Get the Travis Parkermug. A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024
Get the Parker gmug. 
A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parkermug. 
when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug.