you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021

Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023

Sucker Parent

Parents that believe everything their child says or does, especially the younger one.

Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!

Your dad is such a sucker parent.

Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.

by DDeeDD April 11, 2016

Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.

"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."

by Stogi March 8, 2021

fuck with your parents day

do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages

Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c

by arakana January 12, 2021

Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.

Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.

by nocharge November 16, 2023