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Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.
You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!
by LordJenal September 12, 2022
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prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.
by KimHawkey November 14, 2020
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Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.
“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”
by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025
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Prison

There comes a time when you acknowledge that the prison is in your mind. Free your mind and the rest will follow, as the song goes. Be color blind don’t be so shallow. Well that hasn’t happened yet. Neither has the disappearance of the school to prison pipeline. Your mind can get caught up in these things. It can bring your down to new lows. As can your own faults. Failures. What others have done said. Oh boo boo. You grow. A sprout through the cell bars. You reach for the sunshine and climb up. And sometimes the very next day hat new spirit gets trampled by a jaywalker. Sometimes your need for another person is your prison. Your ego. Your need to outsmart outshine. To win. Or even to lose. What binds you

Find out. And release it. Don’t let anything be your downfall. You are not in prison or jail. You are free.
She grew up in such a bubble she didn’t know the difference between jail and prison until middle age.
by Gritgritsandgritty July 12, 2019
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Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.
“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”
by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025
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prison boo

The dude you get together with while he’s in prison cause he calls you on a string of collect calls.
Alyssa started dating a dude while he’s in prison, he is her prison boo.
by rondogwanny February 23, 2020
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