Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone June 6, 2018

Pied

To be High or drunk out of your mind

That boy right there is pied

by Bonk Bonks June 21, 2018

Pis

Pis is a lucwid and it smells like piss

pis

by Nodise September 29, 2021

pi boar

A substitution for the word "pry bar", but can also be used for anything else.

Jeff, where's my pi boar? I can't get any leverage!

by qbertidiot April 23, 2008

Pied

When you get ignored even though you know they heard you (is applicable to group chats)

*silence*
Person 1: "hey hows it going?"
Person 2:"..."
Person3: "wow you (person 1) got pied"

by Dracknid10 January 2, 2019

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022