Hairy Oven

A vagina that is particularly hairy

"she had a well hairy Oven."

by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018

oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015

Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”

by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done

As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered

by Provo78 March 18, 2024

Durch Oven

the act of queefing under the covers

I created a durch oven in bed after queefing

by h8filledb March 13, 2025

oven burner

During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.

Her father was an oven burner during the war.

by Russian Sugar January 6, 2018

Oven

That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.

Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"

by BellRose369 February 5, 2019