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bagel in the oven

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven
by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015
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eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny
Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!
by Not the Menu August 15, 2017
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Hibachi oven

Dude, last night i tryied to dutch oven my chick. She jumped up and i hibachi ovened myself.
by Norman Cockwell May 11, 2016
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doutch oven

by 0:0 November 16, 2023
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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Pausing the oven timer

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
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