My crush

A person that has a 90% chance of bit liking you back but the 1% keeps you going. You also stare at them, and you’re a creep now.

I’m very sad because my crush has a girlfriend.

by HereIAmDontAskWhy March 18, 2022

In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011

My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

in my book

When something is according to your beliefs and ideals. Same as in my opinion

Person 1: Is being a bookworm cool?
Person 2: It is in my book.

by Migaspin September 21, 2021

My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

my mutuals

my favorite people litteraly ever :)

my mutuals are so cool!

by Ur m0.m September 27, 2021