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Tuesday

Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021
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Turbo Tuesday

Aside from the weekend Turbo Tuesday is the most demanded day of the week. Featuring Jimmy Vu via bnastybeats.net or twitch.tv/bnastybeats viewers from around the globe have become increasingly interested in his top of the line visuals and new music each week!
“It’s Turbo Time guys!”
Back in elementary school we were taught that testicle Tuesday was the day to check yourself. Now with Turbo Tuesday all I look forward to is new music!
by GenerationParty September 15, 2020
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Gay Tuesday

On this day if you don't act gay then you are gay for real.
Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.
by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019
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C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively
by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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Kogi Tuesday

The day that every resident of TKE West looks forward to.
Sam Rov: Holy fuck do you know what day it is?
Jake Wall: No.
Sam Rov: It's Kogi Tuesday!!!!
by GoldDigger123465 April 11, 2023
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