Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

by Pocketjem January 13, 2020

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

wannabe granny

viherissä oleva vammaisluokkalainen joka haluaisi olla mummo, mutta on vasta seiskaluokkalainen :/ näyttää tosiaan aika paljon mummolta lol

lol kato tuol on se wannabe granny :--D

by ankka3002 November 26, 2018

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 March 14, 2018