October 18

national kiss a girl cause who the fuck cares about consent

hey hey hey hey... does consent even matter bro? it’s October 18

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

october 15

October 15th is national crocs or birken stocks day. It too show off your best shoes in your closet. YOU HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS TOO! wear birkenstocks or crocs october 15th!

brother: Tomorrow is october 15th

sister:YAY! it's national birkenstocks and crocs day!

by 99 becks October 14, 2019

October 16

girls get to touch ur peepee with and without clothes on! Boys could touch girls vagigi with or without clothes on! Ask ur crush out!

Wassup Noah im gunna touch ur peepee. Hi thefoodperson im gunna touch ur vagigi. But i have a peepee. October 16

by Noah and Thefoodperson October 15, 2019

October 16

National Slap ass day

BRYCE:“Oh I’m go smack her ass” Dylin: “go ahead it’s October 16“

by Bthor_2 October 15, 2019

october 19

you are the prettiest lil bean must be loved at all costs !! someone always will wish to the stars for your happiness because you deserve it !! no one can ever be as amazing as you <3

you : oh im born on october 19!!
me : oof i hear soulmate bells

by rueee October 16, 2019

October 19th

National sex day

It Is October 19th tomorrow, lets go have sex

by Samdainals October 19, 2019

October 12th

A day where a man was murdered, and the day where mistakes are born.

October 12th was the day i was born, no wonder i’m a mistake

by peqchyluhv November 23, 2019