oppa clown

A korean man who dresses up as a clown in order to satisfy his fetish of being a sexually deviant clown to ladies around him.

The oppa clown brought her home and seduced her by making animal balloons.

by bojy September 30, 2008

Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.

Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

by babyzierad December 13, 2009

Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.

I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.

by E.O.E. December 26, 2010

personal growth opportunity

a euphemism for a bad experience, characterized as positive because it encourages a person to learn not to repeat the experience

Sally had a personal growth opportunity doing her own dental work to save money. Rita had a personal growth opportunity when she got fired for being a drunk and belligerent at a department meeting.

by Sexy Rexy February 9, 2007

oppositioner

A fallen angel. An enetie, realted to the works of satan, whos purpose is to give individuals the option of death or infinite torture on judgment day. A judge of the damned. menchened in the dead sea scrolls.

(rough translation hebrew- english) And satan spake unto him, "oppositioner, all are ariving, all are on track. stir the sins of their rivers and all shallt die for him. judge them this day in the eyes of your lord and of your selve"

by thr truth March 8, 2011

oppo

In baseball,when you hit the ball to the opposite field.

Vinny Costa went oppo for that homerun.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

oppisite

A site where someone ‘opps,

as does little bunny Foo-foo ‘opping through the forest. He is oppisite by 'opping as he scoops up the field mice (who being FIELD mice, have no business in a forest anyway). I trust that he is still a celebrity. My home is the Mid-Coastal Maine Bunny Foo-foo for President Campaign Headquarters.

Art at [e-mail]

by Marplot March 25, 2016