A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.
Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.
by Randall Johnstone February 17, 2009
The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
by Jerry Cox October 03, 2011
One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010
a fat, old person, usually in their middle to late sixties. They tend to look much older then they actually are and typically have less than ten years to live. Often times, they can be seen on the beach wearing a speedo, but generally wherever they are they dress as if they are young people.
Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Person one: I saw some old baggisons on the beach today. They male baggison was wearing a speedo and his old baggison wife had a thong. I wanted to gouge my eyes out my eyes with a rusty spoon.
Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
by udderly generic December 19, 2010
by armchair anarchist January 25, 2012
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
by daGangst4man September 08, 2008