big ole 70's

Hairy untrimmed pussy. Most female porn stars of the 70's did not trim let alone shave it all off like today.

She took off her panties to reveal this big ole 70's.

by minesbiggerthanyours May 9, 2006

Tig ole buckin fitties

Guy code for big ole fucking titties.

Damn, look at them tig ole buckin fitties.

by Ed Perry July 19, 2007

Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

by Jake September 28, 2003

Big ol' Boner Butt

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!

by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

ol foot up the ass

What you say to the person you're pissed at.

Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"

Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"

by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019