National Send Nudes Day

National Send Nudes Day
On this day, males and females can send this pass to anyone and that person who receives this must send a nude of the other person's choice. You can only use this once and this card is only valid on the 10th of August.

Hey babe, it's National Send Nudes Day, can I have a nude or two

by Zzz12345 August 9, 2023

National Send Jaiden Nudes Day

On December 5th (Jaiden’s birthday) females from all around the globe send Jaiden their nudes. This includes pussy, ass, AND titties. We celebrate this day so we can really take the time to appreciate Jaiden’s greatness.

💁🏾 ♀️: Did you know it’s national send jaiden nudes day?

💁🏽 ♀️: omg i totally forgot let me send him a squirting vid rn

by jaidenn- August 30, 2023

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023

Send nudes to your homies day

On sep 30th you have to send nudes to your top homie and they have to send it back

Hey bro dyk what day it is ?
No?
It’s Send nudes to your homies day you know what that means!
Alr bro here you go 🤳🍆

by B1llyb0y September 30, 2023

First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023

Nationale nudes day

22 november is the day where your girlfriend has to send you nudes

Bob; “ hey babe send me nudes”
Babe; “alright sweetheart, after all it’s nationale nudes day”

by Terrorist0251 November 22, 2021

de-nuded nihilism

Denialism is a four-part (quartic) phenomenogistical paradigm that states that {1} The idea that Western science will lead to infinite progress is not based on colonialism; but rather the tenet that polytheism will be inexorably replaced by monotheism. {2} Work is not intrinsically valuable. {3} Systems optimization is not a segue to epistemology. {4} Capitalism is not a subset of the patriarchy and the two are mutually at war with each other.

De-nuded nihilism or denihilism is a quadrantish social theory which propounds that capitalism is not on good terms with patriarchy; and that capitalism, a differentiation of patriarchy, may be intrinsically-matrifocal.

by metastatic November 22, 2021