Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
Get the Murder Monkeymug. by OcToPuS470 September 4, 2022
Get the Murderationmug. by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
Get the attempted attempted murdermug. by mr.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 1, 2025
Get the murdermug. a large gathering of middle aged women with a very distinct hair cut demanding to see the manager. Also know as a "Karen".
by Elysialyn August 2, 2020
Get the Murdermug. very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.
person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them
person 2: yo same bro
person 2: yo same bro
by murder club peeps May 25, 2022
Get the murder club peepsmug.