modafinil

The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.

Person 1: FUCK!!!!
Person 2: WHAT?!?
Person 1: My mom just modafiniled me!!
Person 2: FUCK! My mom did that to me last week!

by OrganicSlut March 9, 2016

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

modal

a mix between a douchebag and a queerbait

my lands!, colton is such a modal

by big eagle June 15, 2008

Monday

the word you shout out when you want the first hit.
followed by the rest of your group with the name of the rest of the days of the week

dude 1:i call mondays.
dude 2: tuesdays
and so on

by NorwalkAfternoon February 13, 2009

monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

mondaish

To feel like a monday

Today felt so mondaish. Then i pwned some n00bs

by Arthur Conandoyle December 7, 2006

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008