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Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
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Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.
Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.
by a55nt1ddi3sf0lyf August 16, 2021
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Bitchass motherfucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023
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cutest motherfucker alive

the cutest motherfucker alive is simply just the cutest motherfucker you will ever lay your eyes on. they sparkle in a way like no other and are really amazing. sometimes they don’t love themself the way other people love them which is sad, but these motherfuckers deserve the world. can be used towards your significant other or in a wholesome meme. You can refer to someone as this in an endearing way.
Mia: Did you know that Kyle is the cutest motherfucker alive?
Trippie Redd: Oh yeah, he is cute as fuck and deserves everything good in life.
by moopia December 4, 2020
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