The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
by lost_number August 17, 2016
Get the Monk Bagmug. 
Get the Monkemug. The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 7, 2006
Get the monk-monkmug. 
Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?
Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
Get the Monkmug. Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
Get the Monkemug. WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
Get the Monkemug.