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Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why
when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020
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Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.
"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"
by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017
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Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner
Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey
by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018
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favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums
@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys
by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022
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wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 4, 2009
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Taser Monkey

A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?

Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.

Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.

Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!

Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
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Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
by Sadow August 31, 2013
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